: Special Editions
Screws n' Farts n' Balls. Oh, my!
Let's just say that if I was in charge, marketing would be A LOT more entertaining...
GUY: The Book
If you've read CAT or DOG to your kids a million times like I have, you will appreciate this.
The Friendship Equation
Originally, I was going to write an oh-so-wise hypothesis as to how it is possible, although unlikely, that men and women can be only friends but it wasn't anything that I hadn't heard before.
I recently told a friend that I've had sex with all my guy friends, except for one. That much is true, because I'm a whore and because that one friend is gay...
Breaking Amish, Illustrated
I've always had issues with the Amish and Mennonite ways of life, ever since I was a teenager and spent a week with a Mennonite family and I was all like, "Your shit is ridiculous!" They fascinate me in an infuriating way. Don't get me wrong, I have issues with pretty much all organized religion, mostly for all the same reasoning: hypocrisy.