: Poetry

These Zits Are Bananas

This is set to the tune of Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani. Listen to this glorious ear worm of a song while you read along . . . if you feel so inclined. If you don't catch yourself humming about zits or bananas after reading this at some point day, I'll consider myself a goddamn failure.

 

Uh huh, there's another zit.

I need to stomp my feet like this

 

A few times I've been around this track

So I'm pissed it still happens like that

Because I ain't no dirty crack girl

I ain't no dirty crack girl

 

Ooooh ooh, squeeze my zit, pop my zit (x4)

 

I knew about this festive shit

And I thought maybe I could resist it

Families offer us chocolate crap, getting everybody fattened up

So I've gotta accept the flack, gonna pick this ack'

Gonna go to town, gonna squeeze it out

That's right, put those bon-bons down, getting everybody fattened up

 

A few times I've been around this track

So I'm pissed it still happens like that

Because I ain't no dirty crack girl

I ain't no dirty crack girl

 

Ooooh ooh, squeeze my zit, pop my zit (x4)

 

So that's right dude, check out this double feature

No Clearasil, no "healthy preachers"

Gotta have fun and be a sinner, cuz these holidays only come once

 

So my pants'll get tight, gonna drink 'til I crawl

Sure ain't no porcelain doll, gonna have a pallor hue

That's right I'll be expanding as I bite another pumpkin pie crust

 

A few times I've been around this track

So I'm pissed it still happens like that

Because I ain't no dirty crack girl

I ain't no dirty crack girl

 

Ooooh ooh, squeeze my zit, pop my zit (x4)

 

Let me hear you say these zits are bananas.

 

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

(These zits are bananas)

(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)

Again

These zits are bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

(These zits are bananas)

(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)

 

A few times I've been around this track

So I'm pissed it still happens like that

Because I ain't no dirty crack girl

I ain't no dirty crack girl

 

Ooooh ooh, squeeze my zit, pop my zit (x4)

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